Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Don’t Lie if you get caught like John

Honesty is a virtue especially when your lies is obvious – Comoto Resume Funny Friday

In some of our Comoto Resume Funny Friday posts, we state the importance of not lying and being honest all the way through the recruitment process. We still think this, and we all have seen a lot of examples of Resumes or Resumes where public people people are caught lying !

I believe sometimes bad habits start early – at least this little guy is worth a laugh when he was caught lying!Comoto Funny

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Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Honesty is a virtue but this Resume is…

Honesty is the virtue of refusing to fake the facts of reality – Comoto Resume Funny Friday

In some of our Comoto Resume Funny posts, we state the importance of not lying and being honest all the way through the recruitment process. We still think this, and we have seen a lot of Resumes or Resumes and but the ad below is taking the first-prize in honesty. But again how would you explain a 10 year gap in your Resume, that would be a bit hard to explain and still being honest.

It is admirable the honesty and the straight forward way to explain this, and we really hope that the person behind this ad, has found a position so that he/she can take care of his family and get a good life.

It was posted in the Canadian newspaper, Toronto Financials in Feb, 2001.


Former Marijuana Smuggler
Having successfully completed a ten year sentence, incident-free, for  importing 75 tons of marijuana into the United States. I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family.

Business Experience:
Owned and operated a successful fishing business- multi-vessel, one airplane, one island and processing facility. Simultaneously owned and operated a fleet of tractor-trailer trucks conducting business in the western United States. During this time i also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually. I took responsibility for my own actions, and received a ten year sentence in the United States while others walked free for their cooperation.

Attributes:
I am an expert in all levels of security; i have extensive computer skills, am personable, outgoing, well-educated, reliable, clean and sober. I have spoken in schools to thousands of kids and parent groups over the past ten years on “the consequence of choice”, and received public recognition from the RCMP for community service. I am well-traveled and speak English, French and Spanish. References available from friends, family, the US District Attorney, etc.

Please direct replies to

Box 37,
National Post,
Classified 1450 Don Mills,
ON M3B 3R5


Comoto funny friday: “Twatif” we were restricted to 140 characters…. CV Twitter

“Twatif” we were restricted to 140 characters…. CV Twitter

CV Twitter: What if you were restricted by 140 character sentences in real life, then you would  constantly being forced to stop in the middle of a word or sentence before being able to complete what you were trying to say.

The  people at FromBogotaWithLove have made a hilarious video to demonstrate the consequences. It is just super, well for the faint hearted it should be mentioned that there is some explicit language being used in this video.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezkxxpwPvic

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple Resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job.


Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Worst Job Interview ever….

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Worst Job Interview ever…..

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Did you ever think about what can go wrong in a Job Interview, have a look at this interview, this must be one of the worst Job Interviews. Well, this video from Monty Python golden era with John Cleese should get a smile on all faces…

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo

Have a Resume Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

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Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Office War is taking over

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Office War is taking over

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Watch out when annoying you colleagues, you might end up in an Office War. This has to be the most extreme and best organized Office War ever seen out there.

Have a look for yourself:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

I don’t hope they put these “Office endeavors” in their Resume or CV, if they do i don’t really know what to place it under Education, Experience, Hobbies or where should it be placed.

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Terry Tate Office linebacker

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Terry Tate Office linebacker

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Watch out when annoying you colleagues, you might end up being cornered by Terry Tate. A funny way to motivate your employees. This has to be the most extreme “Office Enforcer” out there.

Have a look for yourself:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94

I wonder how he got the job, what did he write in his CV/Resume.

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your CV or Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple CV’s or multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a CV or Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Have you ever lied in a Resume …..

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Have you ever lied in a Resume – Have you ever lied so much in a resume that you are shocked they give you the job……….

Resume Funny Friday with a Cool sketch about “Have you ever lied so much in your Resumes that you was shocked that they gave you the job……

” A stand-up comedian named Christela Alonzo has lied about her work at NASA. Hope you never lie in your Resume.

 

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7-Sf_hHJYc

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Top funny “Quotes” about work

Top Resume funny “Quotes” about work

Not everything needs to be so structured and planned and measured, sometimes you just need a good laugh or just want to share a good laugh with some colleagues. This is why we introduced “Comoto Resume Funny Friday” last week with the post “Top 25 most weird interview questions“. This weeks post is our picks of the best quotes about work. Feel free to comment below or if you have some other hilarious quotes please add them.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar

And to get real work experience, you need a job, and most jobs will require you to have had either real work experience or a graduate degree. Donald Norman

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. Al Capp

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. Thomas A. Edison

Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still? J. Paul Getty

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison

Nothing is work unless you’d rather be doing something else. George Halas

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Vince Lombardi

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Sexual Euphemisms Video…..

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Sexual Euphemisms video and what can go wrong…..

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: What happens when you’ve got an, what you would describe as a hot colleague who can’t understand any of the sexual euphemisms you’re throwing her way? Well, this video should make any man frustrated, watch the video to find out why…..

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmNeuKuLvTo

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Avoid the top 25 most weird Resume interview questions experienced

Avoid the top 25 most weird Resume interview questions experienced

If you’re using our Comoto Resume Manager it should eventually lead to you getting invited to a job interview and you should finally end up getting the job of your dreams.

When you are invited to an interview we propose, you prepare for the interview, find knowledge about the company and the people who is interviewing you. Preparing the best answers for the expected questions at the interview would be recommended.

But – yes there is a great but – we have all heard about weird or just stupid question to an interview, but now the guys at www.glassdoor.com has done us a favor and compiled a list of the “top 25 oddball interviews question 2010”.

Try to have a look below and see for yourself, how do you answer these questions? Would you ever be able to prepare for questions like these?

Read them below and have laugh, after that we wish you the best for a good weekend.

The Comoto Team

Top 25 Oddball Interview Questions Of 2010

1. “If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?” Asked at Goldman Sachs.

2. “How many ridges [are there] around a quarter? Asked at Deloitte.

3. “What is the philosophy of Martial Arts?” Asked at Aflac.

4. “Explain [to] me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years.” Asked at Boston Consulting.

5. “Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” Asked at Capital One.

6. “How many basketball[s] can you fit in this room” Asked at Google.

7. “Out of 25 horses, pick the fastest 3 horses. In each race, only 5 horses can run at the same time. What is the minimum number of races required?” Asked at Bloomberg LP.

8. “If you could be any superhero, who would it be?” Asked at  AT&T.

9. “You have a birthday cake and have exactly 3 slices to cut it into 8 equal pieces. How do you do it?” Asked at Blackrock.

10. “Given the numbers 1 to 1000, what is the minimum numbers guesses needed to find a specific number if you are given the hint “higher” or “lower” for each guess you make.” Asked at Facebook.

11. “If you had 5,623 participants in a tournament, how many games would need to be played to determine the winner?” Asked at Amazon.

12. “An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents, how much is a pear?” Asked at Epic Systems.

13. “There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?” Asked at Apple.

14. “How many traffic lights in Manhattan?” Asked at Argus Information & Advisory Services.

15. “You are in a dark room with no light. You need matching socks for your interview and you have 19 gray socks and 25 black socks. What are the chances you will get a matching pair? “ Asked at Eze Castle.

16. “What do wood and alcohol have in common?” Asked at Guardsmark.

17. “How do you weigh an elephant without using a weigh machine?” Asked at IBM.

18. “You have 8 pennies, 7 weight the same, one weighs less. You also have a judges scale. Find the one that weighs less in less than 3 steps.” Asked at Intel.

19. “Why do you think only a small percentage of the population makes over $150K?” Asked at New York Life.

20. “You are in charge of 20 people, organize them to figure out how many bicycles were sold in your area last year.” Asked at Schlumberger.

21. “How many bottles of beer are drank in the city over the week.” Asked at The Nielsen Company.

22. “What’s the square root of 2000?” Asked at UBS.

23. “A train leaves San Antonio for Huston at 60mph. Another train leaves Huston for San Antonio at 80mph. Huston and San Antonio are 300 miles apart. If a bird leaves San Antonio at 100mph, and turns around and flies back once it reaches the Huston train, and continues to fly between the two, how far will it have flown when they collide.” Asked at USAA.

24. “How are M&M’s made?” Asked at US Bank.

25. “What would you do if you just inherit a pizzeria from your uncle?” Asked at Volkswagen.

You can find the answers and more even weirder questions here.

Source: www.glassdoor.com

Comoto Resume funny Friday: You’re stronger than you think….

Comoto Resume funny Friday: You’re stronger than you think….

Resume funny: You have the power to make your own life, but in this case it might be a bit over the edge. A man wants to crush an “office bully” and at the end he literally does……. Newer underestimate the power within you….

This video from Crunch Fitness demonstrates the consequences of an “office bully”. May bee this man will make a new CV or resume at Comoto when searching for a new job. 😆

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53yVQa9NT_w

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

Comoto Resume funny Friday

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Might be changed to Comoto tired Friday…

Comoto Resume Funny Friday – Might be changed to Comoto tired Friday…

Are you also tired after a long week with hard and demanding work or have you been working hard with your Resume this week, here is a small Resume Funny slideshow to lighten up your spirits a little and get a smile on your face.

At Comoto we actively work at getting you a Resume engine that you can use to get the job of your dreams, we are working so hard that we have become a bit tired, next week we will launch a new cool feature. So that you can import your Resume not only from your LinkedIn profile but also from another exiting Resume engine. So we feel a bit like these small tired critters in this slideshow.

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Have a nice weekend, and the best wishes from us to you and your family.

Best regards

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

Comoto Resume Funny Friday: Work inforcer Terry Tate on vacation….

Comoto Resume Funny Friday – Work enforcer Terry Tate goes on vacation….

Comoto Resume Funny Friday – Even the strongest employee with the best Resume needs to go on vacation. Although Terry Tate doesn’t seem that interested in getting relaxed and enjoy his vacation, i am sure the Hotel Owner appreciates him.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHhwxRls2Y

Have a Resume Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job or Export to many different formats.

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Comoto Funny Friday: Mind the Xerox machine

Comoto Funny Friday: Mind the Xerox machine

Funny Friday: Watch out for accident in the workplace. Office equipment can be dangerous. And some people can be a bit naive and plain st….. This is hilarious, but if this accident should have been prevented I think the producers of photocopying machines should start label the glass plate with a “weight limit” perhaps.

Have a look for yourself:

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddzyEYBcUNQ

I don’t hope it was his CV that he was copying, in that case we know he is not using the Comoto CV / Resume services. So in retrospect you could say use Comoto to take full control of your CV and avoid mishaps and accident like this.

Have a Funny Friday and nice weekend, and until next week we hope for the best.

The Comoto Team

Comoto‘s aim is to become “The Central Place” where you can create, clone, copy, manage, backup and distribute your Resume and Cover letters fast and easy. To create your first Comoto Resume, signup for free and just add your data (or use one of the many easy import features), pick one of our special designed templates, preview your Resume and finally export to your favorite format (.DOC – .PDF – .PNG) or publish it in a Web Profile (Public/Private). Now you are ready to have full control of your Resume. Notice other unique features – like multiple Resumes – a few clicks and you can create a Resume targeted for a specific job.